I've been working part-time at a community non-profit here in Syracuse, and part of my part-time job involves reading surveys from kids who attended summer camp thanks to state funding.
Some of the surveys make you smile ("I did not like the monkeys"), or they make you sad ("Reading books sux"). And then some surveys sum up the tragedy of human existence in three short answers about a field trip to a water park:
Q. What did you like best about your field trip?
A. The rides.
Q. What did you like least?
Q. Would you like to attend this trip again?
True Story Scale: 10.