Friday, July 09, 2010
Racism Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
Okay, let's do some hip-hop dancing, guys!!!
Let's start out with the running man! Lift those legs now. Just pretend like you're running from the cops!
Phew! Okay, that was exhausting. I wonder how those hip-hops do it. Now let's do this dance that I'm going to call the basketball! Because that's the only career option you have as a hip-hop.
Great, now let's do the crack dealer! Just slang them rocks out. Slang em, you filthy hip-hops.
Okay, now let's do the welfare queen! Just wait around in that line to get taxpayer money. Just wait around!