Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Poetry of World Cup Streaming Video Chat

Among the perils and pleasures of trying to watch the World Cup Final via online streaming video is being distracted by the idiots who contribute to the real-time streaming chat which runs constantly alongside it. Fortunately, not unlike the players on the pitch today, the cave-dwelling internet lurkers were also in rare form. Here's a sampling of their ingenuity [bad words redacted and replaced with more event-specific language]:

"stick my canon in your grand [goalie]?"

"the US is fat ass."

"your rat client is waiting for a [slide tackle]."

"he [kicks] rats with plague on them."

"wow what a man."

"what a match."

"what a [referee]."

"Anon means anonymous. It's not a name."

True Story Scale: 9

P.S. Hooray for Spain. And hooray for Paul! What an [octopus].

5 comments:

W Kelly said...

paul finishes a perfect 8 for 8.

Mik A. said...

Paul is stronger than you.

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