Among the perils and pleasures of trying to watch the World Cup Final via online streaming video is being distracted by the idiots who contribute to the real-time streaming chat which runs constantly alongside it. Fortunately, not unlike the players on the pitch today, the cave-dwelling internet lurkers were also in rare form. Here's a sampling of their ingenuity [bad words redacted and replaced with more event-specific language]:
"stick my canon in your grand [goalie]?"
"the US is fat ass."
"your rat client is waiting for a [slide tackle]."
"he [kicks] rats with plague on them."
"wow what a man."
"what a match."
"what a [referee]."
"Anon means anonymous. It's not a name."
True Story Scale: 9
P.S. Hooray for Spain. And hooray for Paul! What an [octopus].