Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Some of the Hottest Girlfriends

There was a dude begging in the train yesterday. He said, "I'm just a normal person who is having a hard time. I used to have an apartment and a job. I had some of the hottest girlfriends you can imagine."

True Story Scale: 2

The day before that, on the same train, there was a dude with a lizard on his forearm. He had tattoos and the lizard had chameleonairred itself to look like the tattoos. One of the tattoos said, "R.I.P. Tyrannosaurus Rex."

True Story Scale: 6

2 comments:

Chris said...

Like.

D.jones said...

Wildn'