I've been overdoing it on the email checking tip today, but I'm still probably gonna check that shit again after I finish this sentence.
[Time lapse: 1 gmail-check long]
Mom just sent me an optical illusion email. It's the one where if you stare at the picture for a while, then stare at a wall, you can see a Jesus Face floating in midair. But this time when I did it, I didn't see a regular Jesus Face manufactured by my confused optical nerves, I saw the actual Jesus himself. Then I converted to Christianity.
Then I checked email again.
True Story Scale: 4