Start calling customer service at my bank with snippy technical questions: "Okay, then how do I fucking download sufficient funds?"
Start reading race into things more, you bigot.
Stop standing over the toilet after huge dumps, updating Facebook: "Phew. Was getting worried for a second there."
Start living by this credo: "The hour is the twenty dollar bill of time."
Stop informing people that their backpacks are fully unzipped when they are not wearing backpacks.
Stop confusing everything that is not a push-up with sit-ups.
Start attending nudist beaches to practice mentally dressing women.
Stop drinking sit-ups.