There is a line in front of the register.
Female Customer: Hi, I would like to order a coffee.
Female Barista: Coming right up! Would you like some jizz in it?
Customer: Oh, yes. What kind do you have?
Barista: We have whole jizz, skim jizz, soy jizz, powdered jizz, or condensed jizz.
Customer: Plain jizz will be fine. You know, the type that pools in the tip of a coffee-flavored condom.
Barista: Oh, that's right. My boyfriend uses one of those.
Customer: Mine, too! Isn't it great?
Barista: It is! Sometimes, in the morning, my boyfriend just stirs my coffee with his junk.
[hands Customer coffee]
Customer: Is my extra shot of jizz in here?
Mik [from nowhere]: You bet your ass it is!
Laughter all around.
Mik [holding a packet of the condoms]: Try new Sensation coffee-flavored condoms. That's right, Sensation. Coming up with products that leave you with disgusting mental images since 1996.