Yo, next time I see a DNA test coming down the street, I'm walking the other way.
According to this story, it turns out that Barack Obama is distantly related to Dick Cheney's family. The article tactfully leaves it to our imagination to guess whether it's through Obama's white American mother who kind of looks like Cheney, or through his Kenyan dad.
This whole thing is tripping me out, though maybe not as much as that story earlier this year about Al Sharpton's descendants being slaves of Strom Thurmond's. Remember that shit?
I'm scared to think who Alan Keyes might be related to.